Dear Emmanuel,

No it's really okay, I don't need to be a junior next fall. I don't need to graduate on time and save myself 42,000$.

So thank you so much for giving me the worst registration time ever on the day reserved for freshman. Much appreciated.

I have eight minutes until my official registration time and I'm missing one class. Oh also, Emmanuel, I really appreciate the fact that I will not be taking any classes pertaining to my major, since the only one without any pre-reqs is filled. COOL.

Also you know my problem with taking classes on Fridays, so let's see to it that we make my schedule work. I want a three day weekend every weekend, please okay thank you.

Love always,
Stephanie

I wrote that before I signed up for classes. Here is what I wrote after:

Dearest Emmanuel,
I officially love you.

Thank you so much for allowing me to take four classes all on Monday and Wednesday, plus an online class that meets occasionally on Tuesdays. You have officially made my dream of a four day weekend come true. Now I can get a part time job and save money, plus with my course load this year (biology, statistics, sociology, short fiction and information technology, in case you forgot) I'll need all that extra time to study.

LOVE ALWAYS AND FOREVS,
Stephanie